A new species!

Astonishing!

I was just hanging around in my class,

when I heard a familiar sound,

it looked like there was something moving,

it looked like it was trapped,

had long legs,

dark skin,

it even had some fur,

especially under its chin,

I was amazed to see it trapped in a cage,

I sent some images to scientists,

they confirmed that it was a new species,

they congratulated me on the new finding,

they also gave me the honour of naming this new animal,

I called it KARTHIKESHANASAUROPODIOUSREX,

meaning;

karthik, the talled indian guy that is so market!

Ha ha!

Mutterficken!

No! Not again! I took a nice picture of myself and Zaid when I slept over his house that day. He looked quite retarded and my legs were as long as Gisele Bundchen's! Ha ha! But then, bloody hell, my phone had its cocked up moment again. It was just taken, a nice picture I thought, but then it was haunted and possessed by an old picture I took a long time ago with my friends at the new library. The funny thing is that I already deleted that picture a long time ago. But how the hell did it managed to come back? Damn! My phone ain't spoilt, its haunted!

This is a continuation of my documentation of my phone's journey to destruction or maybe now to hell! Its possessed by demons, demons I tell U!!!

What Is This? This Is Bullshit!

Hey guys, I think I'm going to start a documentary regarding my phone. I guess after a long time its condition is getting worse and its functions are going kaput. I don't quite know whats wrong with it but I think its just trying to tell me to get a new phone. U want to know why I said that. Here's why, look at this picture. 

From now onwards, I'll be documenting its journey to breakdown, starting from its camera. As U can see, there is certainly something wrong with it. I will upload more 'abominations' like this one if I manage to capture it.

"Sweet! Cool Capture!"

Hey guys, I would really like U all to look at this picture. Its so weird U know. I don't know what wrong with my phone at the moment. Its actually two different picture binded together pixelly. I don't know how or why but it just happend. Ha ha! I took the first picture and quickly shut the camera then I open the shutter once more and took another picture, alast this picture came out and in amazement I thought, "sweet! cool capture!"