Thursday, October 22, 2009

Minor surgery anyone?

Hers a funny story. My good friend Zaid was in pain, right after dipping into the river, he felt his third toenail on his left foot was hurting. When he checked, it was already halfway broken. So, as an experience doctor's grandson, I had a responsibility to him, so I helped him by performing a minor surgery. Utensils used are only a pair of scissors and some tissues. Here is a video of the whole procedure which took about a couple of seconds. Ha ha!!!


video

Swimming with the fishes

Swimming with the fishes actually means that you're already dead. Ha ha! Well, actually, my classmates and I just had a field study for our Geography subject and here are some scenes we conducted in the man-made river and the small jungle behind our class block. Enjoy!










Thursday, October 15, 2009

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Cornflakes Madu!

Nothing much going on today.
Just went to school as usual.
Thought of going to catch a movie after that,
but I thought why watse watching a movie alone.
So, I accompanied Zaid for some Char-Kuey.
Then went back and slept.
Got up and went for a jog.
Came back,
had a bath and
munching down on honey coated cornflake till now...

Boring day laa...
Haiseh~

Friday, October 2, 2009

Lemak Pasca Raya

I'm on a mission now.
Recently, I decided to do something about my weight.
Yes, you heard me,
my weight.
Of course I realized that I'm overweight,
but I never really took it seriously,
but my friends are suddenly like so freakishly obsessed about loosing weight.
Why la?
I wonder,
so I decided and follow them.
And now, after a week of jogging and some basic exercise,
not forgetting a balanced diet,
I lost about 3 kilos.
That's not much,
but in the long run I guess its can change my world!

Tiring stuff.
But all it takes is just will power!

Monday, September 28, 2009

VroomVroom!

Oh yeah baby!

Dudes and dudettes,
I got my darn car licence already!
yeahoo!
I'm so excited and nervous at the same time.
Everything went well at the JPJ test.
Full marks for me!

(^_^)
Anyone need a lift?
Ha ha!

Friday, September 18, 2009

I wan't my duit raya!

I wish all the muslims of our wonderful earth a happy eid!
May god bless you all~


where's my duit raya?

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Makes me wonder...

I think of her always...
before I go to sleep,
when I get up in the morning,
while eating,
while sleeping,
even while doing my exams...

why la?
this 'angau' thing is so 'rimas',
but I love it!
(^_^)

Isn't she lovely?

Isn't she lovely?
Isn't she wonderfull?
Isn't she precious?
Worth every minute of...

I'm in love with a girl who already has a boyfriend...
Again...

Sunday, September 13, 2009

Unconcious...

I'm in love with someone else girlfriend,
again!
wadefak!

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Fasting month been okay,
moving fast because my mind is on the bloody exams.
One more week to go till Raya.
Next week Tuesday and Thursday last paper; Business Studies.
Next week also I've got to hand in my art project for STPM.
What else ah?
Urm...
At this moment I think thats all..

Uno momento senior!
Porfabor senior..
Listen, you are not an idiot!

Friday, September 4, 2009

Car Licence!

My quest for obtain my car licence is almost done!
I passed the Q.T.I. test and fineshed the 6 hour Pre-L course,
I also finished practising driving for 9 hours,
I totally cant wait for the JPJ test!
Whish is after Hari Raya sadly.
Nevertheless, I will still have my licence!
Ah' haaaaa!

fuck la!
I'm so hungry!

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Arts is fun?

To me art lesson in school are fun.
Tests have been ok so far.
But just now,
the freaking trials paper was so hard!
Damn!

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Not again...

Trials tomorrow...
wadefak!

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

PrtSc SysRq

What la?
Why so jakun?
Ha ha!
I just got to know how to take a picture of my desktop!
Just by pressing a button on my keyboard.
Its placed in the top row,
next to Function 12 (F12).
I'm so loving it!
Cheerio!

Ha ha!
Jakun gila babi!

Monday, August 31, 2009

Lost

I am in envy when I just heard my friend got a brand new DSLR camera. Well, that's not the story. The thing that I want to talk about is what we talked about after fiddling with his new gadget.

Our future. Whats in store for us after this? After the STPM exams and the question is where are we heading to create our life. To be comfortable and unresolved, never hesitating to wonder what are we up to at one particular moment in time. We don't think of it often but it still lingers in our mind. How is it possible to make our dreams come true when we are not even trying our best. Settling only for 'just enough'. Is this good? I don't think so. More like, I'm worthless or I don't give a shit about it. Why do we have this attitude draping our lives, not collaborating with better neurons in our brain to figure out the best way to succeed? "Aren't we all running", a song I like to listen to by 65 Days of Static. It doesn't have any lyrics but the mood and set of the song is much heavy and the title itself gives us a true question to ask ourselves. Why should we run? Shouldn't we face our fears and hurdles? Laziness dwindles in our bodies as it is a deadly sin brought on by demons polluting our minds through the new millennium's medias. We don't always get a second chance in life. So my advice is that we should do our best sincerely in whatever we do in life and always be grateful thanking God with what he has be-stow upon us.

p.s.

Good luck to my friends in the STPM trials.
Happy 52nd Merdeka day to Malaysia.
And congratulations to Zaid with his new Nikon D-60!

Thursday, August 13, 2009

I love the "beach"!


"Pantai"...
I often use this word nowadays. Its more directed to girls. Translated to English, "pantai" is beach. People must be wondering why beach? Well, actually I'm trying to say BITCH, but this word is too harsh and inappropriate to be said out loud, although it merely bring the meaning of a female dog. Corresponding to its meaning and why it is use on women and girls is because, certain; not all, have the same characteristics as a female dog, or in other words, bitch. To be more precise, these women I'm talking about are offering themselves to be 'used' or pleasure their opposite or equal sexes without a conscience (selfthought). Throwing away their pride and water face just to please their sexual drives or 'hobbies'. This so very disheartening to listen to, I know, because I know some of these "pantai's" and I myself have encountered a few. To some it may be a blessing, especially to men who are sexually active or bored doing nothing, and out of no where here comes a nice 'chick' to please them, but to others, it is a disrespecting act and can only be looked in disgust. To me, I don't mind if you are sexually active, but in a boundary of a relationship or in secrecy, but if you're the type where you boast you're attributes and share it with the whole world or pass it around like some kind of prize or something, this is really not the right thing to do. I'm not sure why there are these kind of people but the fact the matter is that they exist and if you happen to meet them, do something about it. I know it would certainly be hard to actually even say anything, but at least try. For sure there will be oppositions to this idea, but at least think about it. Is it right to let men share your pussy?


p.s.
no offence to women,

this post is merely an opinion,
and it is also only about certain women,
I truly know that not all of the women are like this.
We have our respect.

Monday, August 10, 2009

Is it H1N1?

I fell sick,
I have flu,
I have cough,
I have headache,
I have bodyaches,
My whole body feels weak...
Is this the H1N1 virus attacking me?
I hope not...
I sure as hell want to live...


p.s.
I hate being sick,
although I don't often get ill,
but when I do,
its the motherload,
where evrythings comes at the same time...

Monday, July 27, 2009

Can two friends sleep together and still love each other in the morning?

I just finished watching a movie, 'When Harry Met Sally'.
Its a wonderful romantic comedy about two people being freinds for a long time and being afraid to have sex.
Soon, everything took a hard turn and things started to get serious,
feeling came up,
love in particular.
They loved and lived happily.



Here are some of my favourite parts~

video

Harry Burns: You realize of course that we could never be friends.
Sally Albright
: Why not?
Harry Burns
: What I'm saying is - and this is not a come-on in any way, shape or form - is that men and women can't be friends because the sex part always gets in the way.
Sally Albright
: That's not true. I have a number of men friends and there is no sex involved.
Harry Burns
: No you don't.
Sally Albright
: Yes I do.
Harry Burns
: No you don't.
Sally Albright
: Yes I do.

Harry Burns: You only think you do.
Sally Albright: You say I'm having sex with these men without my knowledge?
Harry Burns: No, what I'm saying is they all WANT to have sex with you.
Sally Albright: They do not.
Harry Burns: Do too.
Sally Albright: They do not.
Harry Burns: Do too.
Sally Albright: How do you know?
Harry Burns: Because no man can be friends with a woman that he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her.
Sally Albright: So, you're saying that a man can be friends wit
h a woman he finds unattractive?
Harry Burns
: No. You pretty much want to nail 'em too.
Sally Albright
: What if THEY don't want to have sex with YOU?
Harry Burns
: Doesn't matter because the sex thing is already out there so the friendship is ultimately doomed and that is the end of the story.
Sally Albright
: Well, I guess we're not going to be friends then.
Harry Burns
: I guess not.
Sally Albright
: That's too bad. You were the only person I knew in New York.


video
video



This movie really reminds me of someone...

Saturday, July 25, 2009

Pre-L D

Tomorrow, tomorow, I will start my freakin' car license people..
be amazed, be very amazed,
for I am about to become a driver.
I'm already a rider,
but I long to be a driver.
Wait for my vroomvroom!

Fairytale...

I'm in love with a fairytale,
even though it hurts,
I don't care if I loose my mind,
I'm already cursed...

love hurts...
I hate cupid,
and aphrodite too!

Friday, July 24, 2009

Horn!

yay!
startin driving classes this Sunday~
can't wait,
kinda excited and bored at the same time..
haha!!
drivers and riders of the roads,
wait for my arrival!!!
iyaaahhh!!

I'm finally 18!

Yeah!
I'm finally 18 people!
well, act 18 years and 1 day already..
huhu!
easy come easy go~
Thaks to the people who have wished me,
and the presents,
really aprreciate them...

Love you guys!

p.s. remember my birthday, 23rd July~

Monday, July 20, 2009

First day of Leo!

Oooo! nice~
my birthday is comin up this Thursday~
I wonder what I'll get..
I think I know some..
probably a bath of some shitty concuction from my friends..
the a bath again, but in words from some other friends, because I did somthing wrong,
I guess its going to be a bumpy ride..
so I better brace myself!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrgh!!!!!!!!!

STPM anyone?

Today I had a test at school and going to have some more in the days to come. But today, again I just realized that the freakin STPM, argh!! fuck!!! Its still sitting round that freakin' corner!!!

3 Months, 2 Weeks, 5 Days, 15 Hours, 3 Minutes, 21 seconds ad counting...

Kinda stress???

Tired lah today,
kinda lazy to study,
but I kinda have to
but I kinda wanna sleep
and kinda wanna get a smoke first,
but I actually kinda wanna go out or something
or maybe kinda watch tv instead.

No no no!
Fuck la weyh!
arghh!!
stress stress stress!!!

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

A new species!

Astonishing!
I was just hanging around in my class,
when I heard a familiar sound,
it looked like there was something moving,
it looked like it was trapped,
had long legs,
dark skin,
it even had some fur,
especially under its chin,
I was amazed to see it trapped in a cage,
I sent some images to scientists,
they confirmed that it was a new species,
they congratulated me on the new finding,
they also gave me the honour of naming this new animal,
I called it KARTHIKESHANASAUROPODIOUSREX,
meaning;
karthik, the talled indian guy that is so market!

Ha ha!


video

Monday, June 29, 2009

Haircut anyone?

I got this one friend,
his name is Zarif,
so damn "market",
with his bootcut pants,
corduroi shoes,
aerodynamic hair,
and many more!

but for your guys information,
hes also an excellent hairdresser!
cool eyh!
ha ha!

heres some proof~

the salon is located in the toilet on the 3rd floor of block H


video

Sunday, June 28, 2009

Convoying from Kong Kong to JB...


Last month, us scouts went to Akeela's and Mowgli's camp at Kong Kong, Pasir Gudang..
we had lots of fun there.. Here are some pictures and a video of our motorcycles convoy going back to jb...


video


Sleeping with the fishes...

Last week, Hariz, Xian Jun, Chi Zhyi and Karthik went to feed the fishes in the small river behind our class. We fed them first grade Gardinea bread. Good for health! hehe! At first I dind't know how big the fish were, then when one came to eat up the bread pieces, I saw it..... It was so big man! As big as my forearm! My dreams of swimming in the river again was gone! haiya.... And so we fed the fish until they were bloated not realizing it was already recess, so we rushed back to the canteen to feed ourselves! ahhaa!!


Hariz looking for the fishes

"Where lah the fish??"




Goo goo ga joob!

I really love this song!
so psycadelis and blissfull!
it really brings you to another world,
another state of being,
listen to it!



I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
I'm crying.

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
Corporation t-shirts, stupid bloody Tuesday.
Man, you've been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.
I am the eggman (woo), they are the eggmen (woo), I am the walrus,
Goo goo ga joob.

Mister City P'liceman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row.
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run.
I'm crying.
I'm cry, I'm crying, I'm cry.

Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye.
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
Boy, you been a naughty girl and you let your knickers down.
I am the eggman (woo), they are the eggmen (woo), I am the walrus,
Goo goo ga joob.

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun.
If the sun don't come, you get a tan from
Standing in the English rain.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus,
goo goo gajoob ga goo goo gajoob.

Expert texpert choking smokers,
Don't you think the joker laughs at you? (ho ho ho, he he he, ha ha ha)
See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snide.
I'm crying.

Semolina Pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna.
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus,
Goo goo gajoob ga goo goo ga joob
(everybody smoke pot everybody Smoke Pot!)

Our time is running out!

You know what?
I just finished listening to this song,
muse - time is running out,
and I thought to myself,
"hey man, don't you have your STPM exams this year?"
its just around the corner,
and calculatedly approximately,
4 months, 1 week, 2 days, 20 hours, 7 minutes and 13 seconds...

OMG!
I am so dead!

I am so not in the mood...

hey guys,
sorry if I've not been updating my blog lately,
been so busy with this and that,
plus moodless expressions of myself keep coming up,
nevertheless,
I will still try to entertain you guys every chance I get,
no worries,
everyday I think of it,
and yet,
I regret,
saying to myself,
"for what reason lah you create this blog if nothing is posted",
sorry guys,
just wait and see,
predictions and forecast,
stories and biographies,
nothing left out!

Monday, May 18, 2009

What the hell??

I HATE HIPOCRITES!!!

Love is all a liie!

my life is just a pity, being loved but not for long..
where as other have long time fairytales and truelove..
i feel happy only just for a while and not for long, never lasting..
even just for a while, i still kknow the true meaning of love..
it seems that in this misery full world of mine, no one would like to share forever true love with me and for now i'll stay like this as long as i can..
love is just a lie, a mask to cover up other unexplained feelings toward one another, ever so lustfull disguising itself in great blissfullness.​.​
love is just not true when u dont mean it and not foever in this new world ever changing..

love is just a lie...
all a big lie..

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Ai caramba! Problemo, problemo!


Oh my god! I got such a huge headache and its been going on for a week already. I don't know the exact reason to why it feels like exploding but I think its just because I'm to stressed up. Everyone expects something from me, my parents, my relatives, my teachers, my friends and also "her". I hope I just can find a way out of this "misery business" and get myself together. Exams are this year and I got to do well. I got to show to people, prove myself to them that I'm not a lazy bastard. Ha ha! Just a term I like to use. So, I'm just hoping now that some of you guys could actually help me get back on the right track. Firstly, I'd like to stop smoking, then I'd like to actually start studying and then maybe try to win "her" heart. Lol! These are my three wishes at the moment.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Akhirnya...

Ini akan menjadi pos pertamaku dalam Bahasa Melayu..
Dan hanya satu perkataan kan ku katakan!


KUSUT!!!


Kehidupan sejak kebelakangan ini sungguh beredaran dalam erti perkataan di atas ini. Namun, sebabnya ku tidak tahu. Mengapa ku jadi begini dan untuk berapa lama lagi. Kekusutan ini terjadi secara hipotesisnya saya rasa akibat beberapa perkara yang terampai-ampai dalam minda dan tidak dapat ku selesaikan. Ku rase amat resah dan gelisah. Juga kesunyian hidup tanpa teman dan juga kelambakan kerja sekolah dan bebelan pula dari ibu dan bapa. Bagaimanapun, ku tetap teguh dan cuba menyelubungi masalah ini dan cuba memaparkan wajah air muka yang segar. 

Kekusutan ini juga ditambah dengan keadaan ku kini yang bercinta dengan gadis jelita kepunyaan lain. Ini sungguh meremuk hatiku kerana dia juga mulai jatuh cinta, namun, keadaanya amat tidak mengizinkan. Cinta itu dikatakan kudus dan sukar dicari tetapi senang dihilangkan. Ku amat mencintainya. Betapa lama lagi ku harus menunggu, menunggukan kehendaknya.

Ku harap semuanya akan reda dan ku akan jadi seorang insan yang biasa kembali semula.

Inilah kata-kata ku, hanya dari sepatah kata; 'kusut' dapat ku ceritakan serba sedikit setidak-tidaknya fahamkan.

Saturday, March 7, 2009

Yum, yum~

Yesterday morning, I woke up like I normally do on a Saturday morning, which is late! Ha ha! Then I received a call from Bear, Syafiq. He asked for my help to handle some junior scouts in their training for their upcoming exams next week. So, I quickly rushed to school to lend a helping hand. There we had some more fun. Other than the fun we had ragging the juniors, we had a nice barbecue! Roasted chicken was on the menu. Yum, yum!


This is where we sit around and stare.


Jeman, the roast-chicken wrangler!


Ooo, nice!


Badak scratching his tight ass! Ha ha!



Scouts Camp...

Sorry to U guys for not updating my blog lately. Been quite busy. So, last weekend, us scouts had a camp for some activity which I not yet understand yet. I'm not helping U guys here, I don't understand what I'm saying myself but to make things easy, me and my friends as senior scouts were the facilitators for this camp thingy. It was fun I have to say.

Here are some picture of the camp, not a lot because I was kind of busy doing work! Ha ha!

Zaid, market guy on duty.


Keeping a lookout for trouble.


Busy, busy!


A creepy frog got smashed between the door. Iesh!

Friday, February 20, 2009

Bored To The Bone!

I'm so bored!

fin~

Monday, February 16, 2009

A Friend Indeed...


This is my bestfriend, Zaid! Hes a great guy, understanding, funny and crazy at times. But always caring. He is like a brother to me. I wish him a happy life and stop scandalism! Ha ha!


At times he is kind of cuckoo!

July Is My Month...

July
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood.Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets.Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying

Saturday, February 14, 2009

What A Close Shave!

Today, early in the morning, we had a match with SMK Tasek. Continuation of yesterdays tournament, it was the semi-final match. EC won but I kind of forgot the score. Then we were qualified for the finals. As predicted, we was to face SMK TSNI or better known as Majidee. It was a really close shave I tell U guys. We won by just a try(rugby term for scoring). 20-15 the score was. A last minute effort pushed on by our players. Great job guys!

p.s. Will post some pictures later, that is if I get them.

Friday, February 13, 2009

Mutterficken!


No! Not again! I took a nice picture of myself and Zaid when I slept over his house that day. He looked quite retarded and my legs were as long as Gisele Bundchen's! Ha ha! But then, bloody hell, my phone had its cocked up moment again. It was just taken, a nice picture I thought, but then it was haunted and possessed by an old picture I took a long time ago with my friends at the new library. The funny thing is that I already deleted that picture a long time ago. But how the hell did it managed to come back? Damn! My phone ain't spoilt, its haunted!

This is a continuation of my documentation of my phone's journey to destruction or maybe now to hell! Its possessed by demons, demons I tell U!!!

EC, Glorious And Victorious!

Alright then, on Thursday, EC had its sports day. But that isn't what I'm 'reporting. Ha ha! Its what happened after that which is the content of my title for today. Rugby, "its a barbarians game played by gentlemen." A wise man once told me. A great game indeed. EC has been powering through with its great and wonderful record in sports, football, hockey and also rugby. Last Thursday, after the Sports Day, we had a match against SMK Teknik Tanjung Puteri. It was the first game of our road to grabbing back the MSSD title from current holders, SMK TSNI, also known as Majidee. As always, first test matches are a nervous beginning. We started of fine with a great win over SMKT Tanjung Puteri, 68-0. Not to brag, but it was an easy win. Next was our match against SDARY, not sure what it stands for but we don't care because we were ready to win! The match was in the early morning of today, Friday. We came in victorious again with a win of 48-0. Again, quite an easy win. Ha ha! Then in the evening, we had a match against SSI, on the same day! Damn, my guys were tired! But again, we were winning with the score at the start of the second half, 38-0. The match was cut short and we were declared winners because SSI couldn't control their temper and the referee stopped the match before it got dirty. So, tomorrow we are going into the semi-finals and hope to get into the finals. Not sure who were up against but were are aiming for one thing and one thing only, the title! Wish us luck and feel free to come supprt us at SMK Dato Osman Awang, Perling, morning and evening if we managed to get into the finals. 

p.s. I didn't get to play this time because the coach, En Mohd Piza b Yahya appointed me his assistant. What an honour!

Sorry no pictures, was too busy yelling and managing my team! Ha ha!

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

No, not again?!

Damn, it happened again. My camera cocked-up and produced this picture. This is a continuation of the documentary of my phone on its road to destruction! Ha ha! So, about this picture, it was taken just a couple of days ago, as I was on my way to Zaid's house for a weekend sleepover. My mom was beside me driving the car and I was just fiddling with my phone, taking pictures and suddenly 'it' happened. After I took the picture I looked at it, it was kind of blurry so I tried to zoom in, then it just got jammed. So, I restarted my phone and looked at it again, and thus, this was the crappy result!

Sunday, February 8, 2009

My Happily Ever After...


Alas, my wait is over for my happily ever after. I am no longer alone and sad thinking about my bored life because I have someone who can brighten it up. She is Nurulfatin; my new girlfriend! I love her so much! She cares so much about me and loves me for what I am. 

I love U boo!
Muaahx!